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We should stress that other Tottenham Hotspur nightwear is available. Forty quid for a special onesie. Twenty-five bar for cockerel-splattered moccasin slippers. A “waffle robe”; that sounds right up Jose’s alley. They’ll be flying off the shelves. This’ll pay for Mourinho’s £13m-a-year contract in no time. 9.22am GMT
It’s early. Still feeling sleepy-eyed? Why not take a nap at your desk? Go on, your boss won’t mind. Tell her you’re taking your lead from other high-status individuals such as
Jose Mourinho, who also like to kip on the job. He’s been snoozing at the Lodge, you see, the luxury facility at the Tottenham Hotspur training ground. “If you are trying to find a six-star hotel you couldn’t find better than here,” he says. “Great bed, you sleep in the middle of five or six huge soft pillows, expensive duvet. Absolutely amazing.” The Lowry in Manchester has nothing on this. He’s also been banging on about Spurs-themed pyjamas, for some reason. Poor man must be knackered.